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Jiggy Norbert
Stultae Sumus



Greetings and Salutations. For your viewing pleasure, may we introduce Sporadicus, an original Sporadic Prophet Comic. In these pages, you will find various antics of your Sporadic Prophet Staff and total randomness. Enjoy.

















September 5, 2001 - 4:14PM - It is always a good idea to introduce people with some interesting tidbit. (Example - This is Bella. Her pastey white skin is caused by her habit of spending entire days glued to her computer in a darkened room. She likes clear nights and is allergic to the sunlight.) With this in mind, I have added character introductions in a little section I like to call "Meet the Sporadicans." (Aren't I clever? :P) Eventually, (read - as soon as this banner maker program finishes taking its sweet time downloading) I will make a button to link to the "Meet the Sporadicans" section. Until that time you will just have to deal with my somewhat less than aesthetically pleasing link.







August 29, 2001 - 2:13PM - I thought that Sporadicus deserved its own little rant section, so here it is. (Isn't it loverly.) If you have any questions, comments, or ideas concerning Sporadicus, or if you just want chit chat just send me an e-mail.

Now on to more amusing bits. I haven't really bothered to explain the characters yet. With the exception of Tourmalina, we are all animagi. I, Bella, am a bat in animagus form. I'm sure this was blatantly obvious. Ms. Hannah Pufferton a.k.a. Puffy, morphs into a Pufferfish. [And don't ask how she breaths above water. She is very stubborn and does whatever she wants. So if she wants to be a animagi Pufferfish that can breath above water and float in the air than, she will be. It is best just to go with whatever Puffy says ;) ] Then, there is Mr. Globulous Droozle. He definitely has an animagi form, we just can't seem to classify it among Earth creatures, magical or muggle. But that's okay, ever group needs their Gonzo. As for Tourmalina, she is a muggle. We didn't want her to be left out, though. So, whenever we are in animagus form, we transfigure her into a tourmaline ring. It took us quite awhile to get this down. We kept getting the metal wrong. Instead of the 18 karat gold we were aiming for, we kept getting some cheap metal - made her face turn green. She didn't seem to appreciate that too much. *shudders and twitches lost in painful memory* We got it right eventually, though. So, that's us- your Sporadic Prophet Staff and your friendly Sporadicans looking to bring a little sunshine into your lives [but only when we feel like it, ofcourse.]